+Family Guy+
Mayor Adam West: [on the
phone] Damnit, Swanson, I want them found!
Joe: Mayor West, we have every available man looking for the Griffins, we just don't have any leads.
Mayor Adam West: Not the Griffins, you moron! The rest of my Lite Brite pieces! My name isn't "Adam
We"...or is it? Who am I? What number did you dial? Don't ever call here again! [hangs up] I guess I told him...nobody messes with Adam
We."
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+Futurama+
"Parent are to
blame!
Haven't you tried turning off the tv, sitting down with your children &&hitting them?"
-- Bender on tv violence &&who is to blame
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+American Dad+
Francene: "Look at me being escorted by this handsome, little man around the mall."
5 year old Steve: "I am talking camly but there is a tantrum brewing in me to which the likes of this mall has ever
seen."
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+The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King+
Frodo: And thus it was. A fourth age of middle-earth began. And the fellowship of the ring... though eternally bound by friendship
and love... was ended.
Thirteen months to the day since Gandalf sent us on our long journey... we found ourselves looking upon a familiar
sight. We were home. How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on... when in your heart you begin to understand... there is no going back?
There are somethings that time cannot mend... some hurts that go too deep... that have taken hold.
Bilbo once told me his part in this tale would end... that each of us must come and go in the telling. Bilbo's story
was now over. There would be no more journeys for him... save one.
My dear Sam. You cannot always be torn in two. You will have to be one and whole for many years. You have so much to
enjoy and to be and to do. Your part in the story will go on.
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+Audrey Hepburn+
For attractive lips,
speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.
People, even more than things, have to be restored, revived, reclaimed and redeemed; never throw out anyone.
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find them at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you
will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.
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"I make mistakes. I'm out of control & at times I'm hard to handle. but if you can't
handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"
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